What about these clothes looks good?

Am I losing it? What about these clothes looks good?
I’m providing the captions that went with them so you can cringe along with me.
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“When life starts feeling like a bunch of short stories intertwined, make sure you dress the part — you never know whom you’ll run into. Look your best in fashions from ****** [...]

Lucky’s Not So Lucky

Does anyone else wonder what’s going through the minds of the Lucky Magazine editors when they’re putting together their magazine? Are Mary Kate and Ashley managing this publication? I buy one every once in a while hoping they’ve smartened up, but I get burned every time. What’s the saying?
Fool me once, shame on you; fool [...]